Children and crewmates all across the country look up to the Cap’n to get crunchitized each mornin’. I just couldn’t live with the shame anymore. “They picked a fall guy and fired ‘em for that blunder. When asked about why the decision was made to disclose the classified information to the public, the whistleblower cited the guilt they had wrestled with over the past twenty years. Capn Crunchs CoZmic Crunch: Star shaped berries with orange space dust. Do not be fooled by the false marketing tactics of Quaker Oaks Company,” said the source, who took extreme measures to conceal their identity, including a VPN and voice masking software. Per 1/4 Cup: 150 calories 0.5g sat fat (3 DV) 240 mg sodium (11 DV) 17 g total sugars. Smashed Berries: Oops All Berries cereal with flat berries that the kids smashed. “There be nothing accidental about what happened that day. Unprotected by the Whistleblower Protection Act and maritime laws, the leaker confirmed that the past few weeks had been tumultuous and unpredictable ever since they shed light on the deliberate and controlled All-Berries fiasco at a Quaker Oaks mill in 1997. “Ever since I released the information to the public, it’s been nothing but high-tailing across the Seven Seas for me,” the whistleblower revealed. HAVANA - An anonymous whistleblower is now in hiding after leaking classified information to the public, revealing that the “Oops! All Berries” variation of Cap’n Crunch was not an accident at all and was in fact planned from the start.

Captain crunch oops all berries